milwaukee

Situated along the picturesque banks of wondrous Lake Michigan, Milwaukee is the "hidden jewel of the Upper Midwest," biotch!

Oh, and there are also plans to create public internet "hotspots" downtown!

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The Lake

Lake Michigan, the largest and greatest lake in the United States and one of the largest freshwater lakes in the world. Chicago, Milwaukee, and Gary are the principal ports reveling in the austere beauty The Lake.

I hear there's a Bastille Days 5k run near The Lake on the 14th.

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Wisco

The true abbreviation for "Wisconsin". This is the word actually used by Wisconsinites, regardless of ESPN Sportscenter anchors who say "'sconsin."

I can't wait to hit up the exotic, tropical climate of "Wisco" for spring break.

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the tristate area

the Chicago Metropolitan Area. Includes Northeastern Illinois, Northwestern Indiana, and Southeastern Wisconsin

Dang! It's so expensive to drive on teh Tri-State Tollway

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Dude, yummy?

A call to engagement

"Hello."
"Dude, yummy?"
"Mmm, all-you-can-eat fried chicken, sushi, and banana slices doused in Robitussin, all for just $5!"

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Mad-town

Madison, Wisconsin. The most liberal/kwazy, yet fun place in the country. Everything is ideal in the Mad-town cept for da weather.

The Mad-town wouldn't be mad if not for all the ghetto athletes at UW.

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totally wisco

The state of possessing a Wisconsin accent so excruciatingly painful that no matter how hot you are you appear ugly and no matter how much of a genius you are you sound like a moron.

Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #1: Dude, that girl is bodaciously hot!
Person who has been outside the state of Wisconsin #2: Beware, she's totally wisco.
Person who has been outside of Wisconsin #1: Another one bites the dust.

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