Trench feet

What happens to paedophiles feet after weeks of crouching in wet bushes otuside primary schools.

"Hey I heard that guy got Trench feet from camping outside St.Johns"

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Pissing Fanta

The colour of your urine the day after being kicked in your kidneys.

I got beat down last night, and now I'm pissing fanta!

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pink darth vader

When you have sex with someone then proceed to wipe your penis off on their curtains.

Neil is a cleanliness freak so I gave him a pink darth vader.

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sweat running

Someone that seeks sex in hot dry heat, for example on hot sandy beaches or in the sauna.

That Neil is one crazy mofo, I heard he's going sweat running at the health farm tonight

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