Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

Pseudosecuraphobia

The sense of false anxiety or fear of safety in an area that one knows is truly safe.

‘I was passing through the airport when I was randomly struck with a sudden sensation of pseudosecuraphobia.’

Chinch’-Cunt

A Pussy with Pubic Hair as soft as a Chinchilla. ‘Chinch” being a shortened Version of Chinchilla in this Situation. The use of Chinch’ drawing reference to the Fact that a Chinchilla’s Hair is very soft.

‘Last Night, I ploughed an Asian Chick, and she had a real Chinch’-Cunt.’