Clappter

*Verb* : An explosion of insane, vicious or violent clapping that can result in serious injury or death. Synonyms include clapping, lots of clapping, a round of applause and danger.

Example 1 (present): Bob receives clappter from an audience and consequently DIES.
Example 2 (perfect): The audience clapptered Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 3 (imperfect): The audience was clapptering Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 4 (future): The audience will clappter Bob and he will consequently DIE.