ambijerkoff

The ability to jerk off with either the left or right hand.

Josh is ambijerkoff so he can get off with either hand.

NME

acronym for "narcissistic myopic egocentric," used to describe an individual who exhibits narcissistic, myopic and egocentric traits. Pronounced like the word "enemy."

Q: How many NMEs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they have to wait for the whole world to revolve around them.

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