The Bickler

The Shocker in it's perfect form.

The Bickler is when one boldly goes where few have gone before... in style.

To commit The Bickler, one must follow the general act of The Shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), with one key factor added. One must enact The Shocker in the most awkward and inappropriate way, giving no notice to the recipient whatsoever.

Guy 1: "Dude, why did that girl run out of your room screaming last night?"

Guy 2: "I tried The Bickler and..."

Guy 1: "Say no more.

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Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."