Doge

Meaning 1: Popular Shiba Inu internet meme.

Meaning 2: A cute dog.

Wow, my dog is such a gud boi doge.

malapropism

Misuse of a word by confusion with one that sounds similar, usually referring to autocorrect being incorrect.

I have too pieces of candy (instead of two)... oops, I did malapropism.

argre

A girl names Margret who is doing that tiktok challenge

Remove the first and last letter of your name and see what is gonna be:
Argret

Stubs

Shirt legs on a dog or cat. Deserves books, though books will be considered aggressive to pets.

That corgi has such stubs!