Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

Tots

A pair of male breasts.

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”

Dish rag.

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.

Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!

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Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

Shmutza

A shmutza is a Hasidic Jewish male prostitute.

Harry was a good shmutza.. he could always make the men’s asses in Tel Aviv quiver with passion.

Lioness

a lioness is a woman of the 75 plus age range that has sex with guys in the 20's

"I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"

Jack Pot

A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.

"Man Greg you hit the Jack Pot! Good shot!"