Arts Class

British people say this for some reason. Dumb bastards.

Smefflewilliam: Oi bruvwick, me's gunna go to arts class innit

Fondlewick: Ey! Good idea bruv. We's gonna lern so many pai'ins by picasser!

The boys head to the art class at Smuffleton School for Boys.

Madam Chodeley: Ello you cheb sucking tots! Dis painting is by picasser! E' loves maken cube ladies!

Fondlewick: Oi Smefflewilliam. Lets get the bloody 'ell ou' of 'ere.

Smefflewilliam: Good idea, lad.

They run out and promptly are killed in an acid attack.

The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns

Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..