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A circle jerk with ten or more people
Andrew: last night was awesome
Ben: yeah I can't believe there was ten of us jerking it
Joe: it was a great circle valley
Getting a blow job behind a gas station.
John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job
1π 1π
After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.
Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!
Getting head from a dirty or gross person
Ben: hey dude just got some head from that gross chick
Joe: dude you didn't get head you got Mop Head
1π 1π
Having at least five dirty dudes cumming in your mouth.
Morgan: thoes five dudes at that party last night all came in my mouth
Allison: awesome you were mop bucket!
3π 4π
When you're eating a girl out and you put your nose in her butthole
Joe: hey want me to give you a smothered chicken
Amy the armpit sniffer: your gonna put your nose in my butt, okay!
3π 2π
When person uses food to masterbate
Andrew: hey guys can I borrow that cucumber?
Walter: you're not a foodhandler are you?
Andrew: of course not ;)
2π 1π