Brain leech

When you forget about stuff.

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.

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Woodle

A small space filled with an extraordinary amount of stuff.

My room is a woodle because I haven’t cleaned it in months.

Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do

My father is a human roach

Fibrati

An insult that I came up with that pretty much means someone who is a git.

Person1: I'm gonna give you extra work to do for no reason.

Person2: You are just a complete fibrati, aren't you?

Barlick

Wide open space containing lots of cornbread.

Since Thanksgiving, my kitchen is starting to look like a barlick.