Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.

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handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

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New Jersey Cheesesteak

A type of sandwich made from thinly sliced liver cooked with onions and limburger cheese.

Comes from a story about a US Airforce Airman who cut a hole in his USAF dorm mattress, tapped the edges and covered it with plastic, packed the hole with two liver filets, and fucked that meat hole on the regular. Filled with stinky cheese and shame.

Hey, did I tell you that my roommate was fucking some raw meat shoved in a hole in his mattress? Oh yeah, a new jersey cheesesteak huh? Thats damn good sandwich man.

Nuclear Bro

A bro (of any gender) who goes out of their way to spread the word about nuclear energy as a reliable, safe, and stable alternative to fossil fuel energy. They are ready and willing to debate anti-nuclear rhetoric and seeks out conversations to help dispel the veil of ignorance about nuclear power.

Dude 1: Hey have you talked to Nick today?

Dude 2: Yeah he sent me a meme about Nuclear power.

Dude 1: Ha yeah Nick is a total Nuclear Bro.

Dude 2: Bro has uranium fever man, #NuclearBro.