Nolan

Nolan is none of these things on this website, Why you may ask? Because He's simply none of these things, He isn't the coolest guy you know, He isn't handsome and doesn't have amazing hair, and No one ascertains to be like him. Instead, He's the coolest guy to exist, He's stunning and God-like, His hair isn't amazing, It's astounding, And everyone wants to be him, Not like him. While it is true that he's horny as hell, I'll leave it out for the sake of his dignity. To put what I've said in simpler terms, He is both imperfection and perfection simultaneously, He is enigmatic. It is truly a mystery how he was created, and more importantly, how he came into my life, But what isn't a mystery is my love for all that he is. And when I say ALL that he is, It truly means ALL. From the beating of his heart To the roaring of his laugh, To the empty spaces in his head, HE is sweet, kindhearted, silly, understanding, and loveable. Regardless of the other Nolan these have been written for, This one is just for you. It will be yours, Forever and always.

Nolan is actually a golden retriever with a wig. :)

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