int0rweb

Also, "teh int0rweb"; slang for the Internet. There are 2 major uses:

1. Self-mockery delivered by an experienced user

2. Mockery of inexperienced user by an experienced user

1. "I've been on the int0rweb for 2 days straight now"

2. "He's new to teh int0rweb"

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smegma breath

A general insult aimed at a person who's not welcome; works better when applied to males.

Check out smegma breath there, don't you guys just hate him?

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carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

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mulva

What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.

"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"

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noshow

v., to not show up. Basically it's the verb form of the noun phrase "no show".

He noshowed for band practice... AGAIN...

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cot damn

same as "god damn!"

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chixx0r

Also, collective, plural term for girls, women, females.

"How's the chixx0r in this place?"

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