noshow

v., to not show up. Basically it's the verb form of the noun phrase "no show".

He noshowed for band practice... AGAIN...

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carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

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mulva

What one might offer as an answer to a personal question he or she doesn't know the answer to or feels uncomfortable answering. Used in a Seinfeld episode.

"Hon, do you love me?"
"Umm... mulva?"

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new gray

A new trend, something which is bound to become huge.

"Dude, having streaming audio on your website is the new gray!"

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