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chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.

Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021


pinch the pee pee

v.

To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.

My wife only allows me to pinch the pee pee and dribble my scum in the toilet after her boyfriend has spurted his cum in her pussy.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021


sissy safe

adj.

Indicates content that is in keeping with the guidelines of sissy training, primarily the prohibition from seeing female nudity.

If you want to see naked chicks, avoid sissy safe porn because all the titties, booties, and pussies are clothed, censored, or covered with black boxes or dick pics.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 4, 2021


cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021


beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.

After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021

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pseudomale

n.

1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.

Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject

2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.

Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation

Even though I look and act like any other male outside of the bedroom, I identify as a pseudomale since I only have sex with my mouth pussy and never my puny peenee.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

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pussyless

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.

1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

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