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n.
An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.
examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
n.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
n.
A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.
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n.
Teaching an unfuckable male loser to avert his eyes (look away) whenever he is exposed to a nude vagina.
He must be pussyless and pussyfree because pussy is too good for him, pussy has no use for him, and pussy shouldn't be enjoyed by him in any way.
While teaching her three other submissives to be proper pussy worshipping sex slaves, my Femdom Mistress taught me pussy aversion as part of my sissy training.
n.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
adj.
1. To only be sexually attracted to another person if one views oneself as sexually inferior to the other person.
n.
2. One who is only sexually attracted to another person when one regards the other person as sexually superior to oneself.
1. Veronica: So, Becky. Is your cuck hubby like heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual?
Becky: None of the above. He prefers to look at women. However, if you stick a pussy, a dick, or a butt in his face, he'll put his tongue to work and love every minute of it no matter what you look like. But if you offer him a bj, he'll be sexually unattracted to you even if you're a model.
Mandy: If he's sexually attracted to anyone but only as long as they treat him as inferior to them, then he's a subsexual cuck.
2. Veronica: I have like this friend. She like wanted to eat my pussy and suck James' cock and stuff. But, she's like never had her pussy ate and stuff so I offered to sixty nine and stuff. She got angry and said I ruined everything.
Mandy: She probably wanted to serve you and James because she looks up to you since you're both mega hot. You ruined her attraction to you by offering to treat her as equal to you.
Becky: Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. I bet she's a subsexual just like my husband.