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asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.

Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!

by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021


We want bama

Whenever a typically bad college football team becomes uncharacteristically good for one season (usually involving a 12-0 regular season record) to the point where you'll hear its fans chanting this phrase hoping that their team will play Alabama-only for their souls to be crushed as said team gets demolished by Alabama when they do eventually play them during a bowl game or some sort.

(college football fans when their team is on a hot streak)

"WE WANT BAMA, WE WANT BAMA"

by Neveracoltsfan317 July 11, 2023


July 25th

to anyone born on this day (including me), hats off to you!!! A crap ton of awesome people were born on this day including: NFL Running Back and Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee Walter Payton and actor Matt LeBlanc (of Friends fame). July 25th will fall on a Monday this coming year in 2022.

Danny: Hey Marty when is your birthday?
Marty: July 25th
Danny: you're the man!!! My birthday is also on the 25th of July.

Marty: Ayyye!!!

by Neveracoltsfan317 December 4, 2021


Indy's Southside

Refers to the Southside of Indianapolis; includes all of Franklin, Perry, and Decatur Townships , as well as the excluded towns of Southport Homecroft, and Beech Grove. Residents there are largely white and working class, however a large community of Burmese refugees of the Chin ethnicity lives on this part of town as well as fragmented populations of Hispanic and Black residents live there too. Area high schools include Franklin Central, Southport, Perry Meridian, Roncalli (a private, Catholic-run school), and to a lesser extent Decatur Central. The main center of higher education is the University of Indianapolis whose campus can be found at the Intersection of Hanna Avenue and Shelby street. Madison Avenue, US-31, and Meridian Street/ Indiana State Road 135 are the main streets that run north-south and tend to connect residents on this part of town to Downtown Indianapolis. Hanna Avenue, Thompson Road, Epler Avenue, Edgewood Avenue, Banta Road, Southport Road, Stop 11 Road, and County Line Road are the main streets that run west-east. Main points of interest include Garfield Park, Greenwood Park Mall , and as well as 1-2 Walmart stores. Not as bustling as other areas in or around Indianapolis (i.e. Carmel, Fishers, etc.) its still a good place to live in. Residents are called Southsiders.

(two friends spend a night in Downtown Indy)

Guy 1: hey man lets take Madison Avenue to Indy's Southside, I know a few pals of mine down there who can keep this party going all night.

Guy 2: What's even down there anyways, but the night's still young. Screw it let's go!!!!

by Neveracoltsfan317 August 16, 2021


Kenny Irwin Jr

American open wheel and stock car racing driver who hailed from Indianapolis, Indiana. He was one of legendary NASCAR driver Tony Stewart's (a fellow Indiana native) fiercest rivals from his USAC racing days. During his short career, he had won the 1997 NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series Rookie of the Year honors-winning 2 races that season, as well as winning the 1998 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Rookie of the Year honors driving the # 28 Texaco Ford. No one will know what kind of career he might have had as he lost his life in a crash while practicing for a Winston Cup race that was run at New Hampshire Motor Speedway on the weekend of July 7-9, 2000. He was 30 years old, dying a month shy of what could have been his 31st birthday.

Tony Stewart donating the race trophy he won at New Hampshire to Kenny Irwin Jr's parents is a nice and touching gesture and a tribute to one of his fierce rivals that weekend in July of 2000.

by Neveracoltsfan317 July 27, 2023