shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

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top notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top notch form this morning!

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shamowa!

Nonsensical exlamation used my Michael Jackson at the end of each lyric line.
Usually preceded by yihee!

Yiiiheee!Shamowa!Ahhh! You gotta be startin' somethin' shamowa!

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analtosis

Really really bad breath. Shitty breath.

Ned: So doctor is it really baaad?
Dr.Hibbert: Would you call analtosis bad? Ah-heh-heh-heh!
Ned: Darn it doctor! Your little chuckles are quite inappropriate!
Dr.Hibbert: Um sorry about that. Please speak in that direction.

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study

Sitting in your room and writing nonsense on the Wall of urbandictionary.com or/and adding new definition entries in mad succession in the hope that at least one gets published and "oh wouldn't it be sweet victory if one made it to the front page".

Go and study, you turkey!
(followd by a palm backhander on the kids head).
The future of your country's economy depends on you!

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jiggly booglies

beautiful and solid testicles, ballz, nuts, ping pongs, golf balls. You get the idea.

Girl (in awe): Oh my.What are those huge thingys?
Boy (cuppin 'em): These? These be my jiggly booglies.
Girl (gigglin): Jiggly boo-?
Boy: Thats right, jiggly booglies. Here kiss 'em.

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bahrain

(The current definition is wrong - there is no such mass of water with the name 'Arabian Gulf'.).

Bahrain (an island) is a country in the Persian Gulf.

The Kingdom of Bahrain lies in the Persian Gulf.

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