shamowa!

Nonsensical exlamation used my Michael Jackson at the end of each lyric line.
Usually preceded by yihee!

Yiiiheee!Shamowa!Ahhh! You gotta be startin' somethin' shamowa!

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BenGay

The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

Product Description

Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.

Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.

Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.

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Persian Gulf

The Persian Gulf (In Farsi: Khaleej-é-Farrs) is the mass of water located between the Iranian peninusla and the Arab states of Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and Oman.

Since the 1960s, Arab states (or Persian Gulf Arabs )have unsuccessfully tried to change the name of the Persian Gulf into the "Arabian Gulf". This term is not used in English and is not acknowledged by organizations such as the United Nations, The National Geographic Society, and official cartographers.

The Persian Gulf is called Persian beacause of the history of Iran which dominated the region and beacause Iran has the longest coastline on the Persian Gulf.

The Persian Gulf was, is and will be called as the Persian Gulf until the end of times.

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robin

Batman's protege' and ballerina side-kick. Usually identifiable by his red, yellow and green plummage and gayish acrobatics. Wears a mask like his patron and is known to aid the fearless caped superhero in saving the World from Evil Forces.

Batman: Ouch! Ahoy Robin! Have you a spare pair of lycra pantyhose?
Robin: Why Batman?
Batman: These damn rose bushes poked a hole in mine.
Robin: Oh you poor Robin's darling?

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study

Sitting in your room and writing nonsense on the Wall of urbandictionary.com or/and adding new definition entries in mad succession in the hope that at least one gets published and "oh wouldn't it be sweet victory if one made it to the front page".

Go and study, you turkey!
(followd by a palm backhander on the kids head).
The future of your country's economy depends on you!

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jiggly booglies

beautiful and solid testicles, ballz, nuts, ping pongs, golf balls. You get the idea.

Girl (in awe): Oh my.What are those huge thingys?
Boy (cuppin 'em): These? These be my jiggly booglies.
Girl (gigglin): Jiggly boo-?
Boy: Thats right, jiggly booglies. Here kiss 'em.

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bahrain

(The current definition is wrong - there is no such mass of water with the name 'Arabian Gulf'.).

Bahrain (an island) is a country in the Persian Gulf.

The Kingdom of Bahrain lies in the Persian Gulf.

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