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A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.
My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
257π 61π
Batman's protege' and ballerina side-kick. Usually identifiable by his red, yellow and green plummage and gayish acrobatics. Wears a mask like his patron and is known to aid the fearless caped superhero in saving the World from Evil Forces.
Batman: Ouch! Ahoy Robin! Have you a spare pair of lycra pantyhose?
Robin: Why Batman?
Batman: These damn rose bushes poked a hole in mine.
Robin: Oh you poor Robin's darling?
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A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
10π 261π
The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.
Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.
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When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.
Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.
Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.
(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
144π 29π
Desperate to the point of death.
My life sucks! Am so deathperate!
8π 2π
A fart and a laugh together.
i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.
Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!
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