Gabe

1) A homeless douche bag who is a deprived Mexican boy that looks like a chipmunk and eats bean burritos while having sex with his mule named Paco Aye Aye!

2) Guy who wears a cubs jacket everyday but he doesn't like them he just can't afford another one.

3) Son of the taco bell dog

1) Hey did you see that guy? he was acting like a total Gabe!
2) 50 times every 2 years, a Gabe takes out another mule.

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