Harambe

Lord of Lords and King of Kings, Harambe was a silverback gorilla of magnificent stature. Also known as The Unifier, The Liberator, and in ceremonial circumstances, The Silver Sun. Harambe enjoyed a lavish lifestyle with his many friends like Barack Obama and Tom Cruise. His favorite hobbies include unifying the human race, dispersing peace in the animal kingdom, and destroying communism. Unfortunately Harambe was caught up in a media induced sex scandal that lead to his immediate death.

Today in church we sang praises to Harambe. Morning of the Silver Sun is my favorite hymn.

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