peckernose

An ass kissing moron . Someone who wakes up every day looking to kiss booty.

Antney " Anyone seen Tommy Peckernose?"

Dr. K " Yeah,he's up in the boss's office pecking away !"

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turd sucker

A cigar smoker,someone who smokes cigars with gusto.

"Look at Bob over there . I didnt know he was a turd sucker,sucking on that cigar . He could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe . No wonder he is in management".

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