Shawna

The name given to all gold hair green eyed angels after being stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The first was a gold winged angel that god had created for his own pleasure. He named her Gold and instantly became infuated with her flawless beauty and the sweet taste of sin. During day 43 of God and Golds whiskey and angel dust fuled fuck fest, an asteroid struck the earth. Realizing this bitch was bad news for the universe he was responsible of he did what any god would do. With tears in his eyes and Buck Cherry "crazy bitch" blairing threw out the heavens. He snorted one last line off of her ass that was so perfect he'd never be able to create another like it. Ripped her gold wings from her back and threw her to earth. Followed my her golden wings and his diamond tears. He then set a new law in heaven that any angel born with gold wings will not be named and shall be stripped of their wings and sent to earth. The law was known as Scentenced to Humanity Afore Winsomness induces Nympholepsy in the Almighty or Shawna. This is why any man that is lucky enoughf to find a Shawna instinctual gives her a ring made of gold feathers and diamond tears.

Shawna get naked and make me a sandwich.

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Wears sandals with socks and loves get his nails done. He's your girlfriend's BFF. On the cheerleading team and manager for the softball team. However he's trying to fuck your girlfriend and everyone else's. He is so nonthreatening and unmasculine he's not even on your radar.

Yo bro I hate to be the one to tell you but you just got 617 by that guy who we avoid getting changed in front of in the locker room. My girl told me he's been tapping yours at cheer camp all summer.

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