kill light

Large D-cell maglite (sometimes 6-D cell length), basically a long milled aluminum bat, which biker gangs carry for use as a weapon with multiple uses. Much more legal for open carry than a purpose-made club, axe handle, sap, or blackjack.

"Did you see what happened last night?"
"No."
"Big Al gave some punk the beatdown with his kill light. Blood everywhere."

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Bingo Arm

The phenomenon commonly indicated in aging geriatric patients, where the skin on the back of the arm (tricep) tends to hang flopsily.

"Man, what happened to you? You look awful."
"Well, my Aunt Gertrude knocked me out with her bingo arm. Hurt like hell!"

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