Fags-Fly-For-Free

The policy that drove TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) into bancruptcy.

Unlike Southwest Airlines current baggage policy, the TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) Fags-Fly-For-Free policy was doomed from the beginning.

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dying bug

The position of lying on one's back, hands and legs bent upwards and twitching in the air, like you've just been sprayed with insect killer.

Hey Ginny, get off your freakin back, you look like a dying bug for God's sake.

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wienis

A dachshund's (wienerdog's) penis.

Oscar's tiny wienis is less than an inch long.

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spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

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Hyanus

A mthyical town located on Cape Cod, somewhere between Hyannis and Provincetown, where high-wage earning homosexuals flock to in the summer.

Larry, go pack up your Gucci purse. We're taking the Porche down to Hyanus for the kite festival.

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twixting

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

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guttix

A fake medical term for a stomach.

1. A larger than normal guttix = a beer belly.
2. Suck in your guttix and stop complaining.
3. My guttix is bloated after making five trips through the buffet line.
4. The esophagus is connected to the guttix.
5. A cow's guttix has four compartments (rumen,
reticulum, omasum, and abomasum).

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