Fags-Fly-For-Free

The policy that drove TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) into bancruptcy.

Unlike Southwest Airlines current baggage policy, the TGA (Trans Gender Airlines) Fags-Fly-For-Free policy was doomed from the beginning.

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wienis

A dachshund's (wienerdog's) penis.

Oscar's tiny wienis is less than an inch long.

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stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.

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Weaver

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.

Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.

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twixting

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

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dying bug

The position of lying on one's back, hands and legs bent upwards and twitching in the air, like you've just been sprayed with insect killer.

Hey Ginny, get off your freakin back, you look like a dying bug for God's sake.

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spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

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