Hyanus

A mthyical town located on Cape Cod, somewhere between Hyannis and Provincetown, where high-wage earning homosexuals flock to in the summer.

Larry, go pack up your Gucci purse. We're taking the Porche down to Hyanus for the kite festival.

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guttix

A fake medical term for a stomach.

1. A larger than normal guttix = a beer belly.
2. Suck in your guttix and stop complaining.
3. My guttix is bloated after making five trips through the buffet line.
4. The esophagus is connected to the guttix.
5. A cow's guttix has four compartments (rumen,
reticulum, omasum, and abomasum).

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