Hotel Quincy special

In need of a birth control method and without a condom, a man wraps a plastic Wal-Mart bag around his penis and secures it with a rubber band at the base

Julia Roberts wanted it raw dog, but the bitch was in heat so I gave her the Hotel Quincy special.

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Disappearing Frosty

The sexual act of fellatio after a man has dipped his penis in ice cream.

I got a disappearing frosty on the ride home from Wendys.

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