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Pantaloonatic

Crazy guy in old-timey pants.

Must be a full moon, so many pantaloonatics are out tonight.

by Newton Orchid November 16, 2018


Personal Fowl

A chicken, and he is your best companion

Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018


Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 09, 2018


Drench fries

Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar

Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018


Devil's Egg

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.

Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018


Consmearacy

A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.

Bowling green was a consmearacy theory

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018


Slim Eddie

Edible marijuana that does not work very well

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018