Random
Source Code

Fungeon

Dungeon but fun and with no torture

I hope this castle has a fungeon!

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018


Trimp

Small fingers and penis combination.

How's your new man, Lois?
We broke up, he was kinda a Trimp.
Oh yuck, that means small hands and penis

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

8👍 4👎


Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018


Knews

News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.

And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018


Dishues

It's like issues, but with dishes

"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017


Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

5👍 2👎


Croc Rock

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018