But-head

Interupts you all the time by saying things like "yeah, sure but..." or "well, sure, but."

John is pretty nice, but he's a bit of a but-head.

Skrunk

You are getting very intoxicated, but the marijuana is very poor quality.

I wanted to get crunk, but this weed is so bad I think I will end up skrunk instead. I have a headache.

Whino

Person addicted to whining. Not naming names, but basically anyone who acts like Suzanne.

Suzanne is addicted to whining. She does it all the time. She is a whino.

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Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

Faceball

Baseball , but only using face

Going to play some faceball this weekend

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

Strinks

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks