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You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!
I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!
I guess I let out a real flart
Guy who leaves party and takes stuff with them
Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet
Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.
I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks
Baseball , but only using face
Going to play some faceball this weekend
Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.
My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.
A very good date, but you are all alone.
Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."
Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.
Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.