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A very good date, but you are all alone.
Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."
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Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.
Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.
Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.
A chicken, and he is your best companion
Don't speak poorly of Kevin. He is my personal fowl.
Bow tie but out of style and sucks
Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie
Very bad chilli. Not good taste, wrong temperature
Yuck, who would eat this ebowla chill?
Beautiful and rare bathroom towel.
Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.