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You are getting very intoxicated, but the marijuana is very poor quality.
I wanted to get crunk, but this weed is so bad I think I will end up skrunk instead. I have a headache.
News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.
And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.
It's like issues, but with dishes
"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."
Very bad chilli. Not good taste, wrong temperature
Yuck, who would eat this ebowla chill?
Bow tie but out of style and sucks
Man, I wish I picked a better bowtie, this one is a blowtie
Beautiful and rare bathroom towel.
Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.
A bird popped on your hat, so now you have a hatsplatter.
Can be any stain on hat, bird or not
Oh, whiskers, I believe I've just been hatsplattered!