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No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.
Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.
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The only Metallica song you know so you constanly say it everytime any Metallica song comes on. Can also be used to refer to any song you don't know.
Example 1:
Alex: Yes I love this song, Fade to Black right?
Johnny: No this is Enter Sandman you dick.
Example 2:
Simon: Oh man I love Metallica.
Lee: This is Back in Black by AC/DC you idiot.
Example 3:
Nick: I see a red door and I want to Fade to Black.
Joey: Wrong lyrics dude this is The Stones, Paint it Black.
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'Leaving Clegg in charge' is a phrase that refers to something that seems like a good idea at the time but ultimately ends in chaos, usually referring to leaving someone in charge who is an incompetent idiot.
David: hmm I feel like a very expensive holiday to Italy, Nick you're in charge for the week.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.
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The Facebook Crusader is on a campaign to takeover Facebook, one argument at a time. Every status update is an argument waiting to happen, be sure when the moment to argue comes they will pounce. Their Modus operandi is to be the biggest troll possible and make constant references from Wikipedia and Google. When a Facebook Crusader feels like they are losing the battle they will go back to their Grammar Nazi nature and start to correct your spelling.
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!
Shaun: That dudes being a troll again
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.
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Extreme Ping Pong (also known as freestyle table tennis). Is Ping Pong but extra points are given for extreme moves such as table handstands, dive shots, blindfolded playing, playing while on a trampoline, front flip serve, causing the ball to set alight, playing with no paddle, playing with two paddles etc.
Variations of the games exist such as XXXtreme Ping Pong (This one is played naked) and the most popular variation No Shots Barred, in No Shots Barred the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table.
Alex: You ready to beat Dan at some Extreme Ping Pong 2v1.
Johnny: Yeh why not, lets make it a No Shots Barred match.
Alex: Ok Epic, let me just get the BDSM gear.
Johnny: :O WTF
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The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.
Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.
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The process of making crappy Urban Dictionary definitions and/or killing jokes to the point of no return.
This definition in itself is a greaves.
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