Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.
I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me
Your mom is someone who i violated last and who sucks my cock donât have a sister, you will in 9 months.
Your mom is so hairy Bigfoot documents her!
Your dad the person who left to get da milk but didnt return. Da one who made da baby that grew into you. (I bet the condom broke and thatâs how)
Jo da da wish he used a condom