Old Style Flu

A temporary flu that is caused by excessive drinking of cheap beer (ie Old Style) all weekend long, resulting in an absence at the workplace, usually on Mondays.

Bob: Joe didn't show up for work this morning...
Billy: I think he has the Old Style Flu!

Artificial Intelligence

A computer, robot, or other similar automation that is intelligently programmed, but lacks the common sense to get itself out of a failed state.

Tech 1: Wow! Look at the artificial intelligence this robot uses to make decisions!

<Robot crashes, and goes into alarm>

Tech 2: Yeah, I guess we’ll be semi-automated until we get this robot out of the mess it’s in now…