wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

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vulva block

the female version of cock block, when one girl prevents another from having sex. Can happen many ways. A)stealing someone's action, B)or boyfriend, or C) walking into the middle of another female trying to engage someone.

"He winked at me first! You totally vulva blocked me!"

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