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There was a man, whose name was Hulk Nelson, who really liked nicotine. He was so addicted to it that people always said "Hulk loves cigs!". Hulk had a friend who was very poor at pronounciation and had Alzheimer. He pronounced "Hulk" as "Hoke" and used a "N" before that, becase his last name starts with N. Because of his Alzheimer, he forgot that Hulk actually likes cigs and just said "Nhoke Cigs!". Other people heard it and thought that it is his name. As "Cigs" sounds weird as a last name, they decided to add "Ers" at the end, so his name became "Nhoke Ciggers". Ever since he became popular in his town and every started calling him "Nhoke Ciggers" and he had to abandon the town and live in the wild. He was never seen again.
It is definitely not an extremely racist spoonerism.
"Yo, man, do you know about Nhoke Ciggers?"
"Yeah, I've heard about him. He's gone missing for 5 years now."
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What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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Twenty-second letter of the alphabet
Teacher: "Name the twenty-second letter of the alphabet"
You: "V"