Napoleon Dynamite

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

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squeak

a person who is annoying because they act child like; and or a person who is annoying because they are unskilled and unexpierenced in certain things.

"Kim still plays with Barbies, she's sucha squeak"

"Dave didn't know what 69 meant, he's sucha squeak"

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culturo-temporal

2. The ideal temperature at which to culture a bacteria or mold

From Latin Cultura (to grow) and Tempus (heat)

The culturo-temporal of E. Coli bacteria is 98.9 degrees Fahrenheit.

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red hot

Meaning dat is da don, dat is wicked, gr8!

Man dat tune is red hot!

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crackwhore

Crackwhore refers to a friend which will act utterly selfish. He or she may only call onto you or ask you for what he needs, while when you call on him, he/she simply ignores the cry for help.

Crackwhore originated from cocksucking individuals that would take it in the ass for a piece of crack that was the size of a dime.

Dont ever trust a crackwhore

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Your Mom!

An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.

Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!

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Skills

(noun)

what is needed to snag a woman.

"You know, nunchuk skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

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