xanga

1) The CNN.com of the gossip circuit.
2) Delayed chat rooms for people who have no life.

"So dude, that thing you xanga'd me was sooooo wrong...."

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wait

something a journalism teacher says incessantly because she sucks at teaching and she can barely walk because she's a fat tub of lard

-Ms. Vivona... can you help me with my essay?
-It's gonna have to wait. I suck at life.

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nwi

Not worth it

I was going to be the kool-aid man, but i figured its nwi.

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hit me up

-a way of getting connections
-to demand for something
-to call

"You got a bag you can hit me up with?"
"Hit me up with that shit."
"Hit me up later tonite."

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steve wright

a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier

"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright

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ba dunk-a-dunk

if you slap a girl's ass and it jiggles anywhere from 2- seconds, its a ba-dunk-adunk

honey baby, you have a ba-dunk-adunk

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mechanicized

A house/builzing made with robots.

Invader Zim's house is mechanicized.

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