Fishing

Another name for a hand job. Used in notes by two insane teenage girls inorder to not scar other readers.

Loki: Did you go fishing with Travis last night?
Nim: Yes.
Loki: Did you two have fun?
Nim: Yes, him more so than me.

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hartlepool united

The best fucking team in the world who kick the ass of Darlow, (their poor next door neighbours). Famed for achieving the most number of re elcections in the football league but now have been in the playoffs and promoted 5 years in a row!

They are gonna do a Harltepool

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cadosneep

A mythical creature; a vile and freakish mix of a cat, dog, snail and sheep. Originally rumoured to be a plant, later discovered to be a rather cute animal.

Look! It's a cadosneep!

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