bar code

The wee tash thing that young chaps lovingly refer to as their "might moustache" when actually its just a pile of bum fluff on their top lip!

Jimmy (In a Belfast accent) "Heres me wah!size of the bar code on you!thats a qwaur tash on ye"

Billy " Oh and wah sure it only took me liek a 10 years to grow!"

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boo pipes

I was playing "Mario Kart Double Dash" on the GameCube and I unlocked a car called the "boo pipes" and that day I had a serious case of ass gurgling,soooooooo put name and action together and got "the boo pipes" - Internal farting/gurgling. When you have it you must exclaim "I have a serious case of the boo pipes!"

When your sitting on the bus and your ass implodes, and everyone looks at you thinking it was your stomach, but you know better.....

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