Fagpipes

A description of the noise a heavy smoker's chest makes, when breathing. A wheeze that is emitted, resembling the sound of bagpipes.

MADDIE: Jesus, can you hear the noise his chest is making?
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.

Funt

A person who is unnecessarily aggressive, rude, insulting and generally unpleasant to you on Facebook.

MIKE: Did you see what Jack wrote on Rick's timeline? He's well out of order.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.

Gypsy Chicken

A Seagull.

That bloody gypsy chicken just pinched my pasty out of my hand.