crime monkey

a boy who is forcefully en-slaved to act out any action at your whim. owning a crime monkey, by default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey piss in that cup and have it tested for a sexually transmitted infection...don't look at me like that!! *whips*

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crime monkey

default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey, hump that fellows leg....don't give me that look i know you want to *whips*

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Juub

A naive white girl who wants to rip a juul and try and be lit with all the other dumb ass white bitches, but doesn’t know squat about how to use one or get nic rpped. So basically a juul nuub. Typically never inhaled anything other then sass and fake ass compliments.

“Can I hit your juul?”

“Sure. Here you go.”
...Passes the hell out with a nose bleed

“Awww shit, someone call the EMT, we got a juub on our hands.”

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