meltage

The watery result of ice melting, such as when the ice intended to stay contained within a rocks glass escapes onto the countertop and slowly creates a puddle, only to be later discovered when it soaks your shirt sleeve while leaning on the bar attempting to summon the busy bartender to fetch you yet another cocktail.

Fuck dude! I just put my arm in some meltage!

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Hexapus

A six-limbed octopus.

Henry the Hexapus at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre in England was found in a lobster pot.

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vetinarian

Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian.

Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.

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werq

An expression used when praising someone for doing something cunty or for looking fierce

Girl, I ain't nevah seen nobody twirl as fierce as you in a pair of size 11 stilettos! You're serving! You bettah werq!!!

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kernel panic

The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.

While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.

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