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An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent. If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays beat the shit out of the New York Yankees last night. The score was 15-2!
Rachael Ray really baked the shit out of that pie. That motherfucker was tasty as hell!
Haley Joel Osment really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense."
Rosie O'Donnell devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.
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shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line
Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
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A suffix added onto a word to denote a scandal involving the base word. The suffix originated from the Watergate Complex in Washington, DC where the scandal leading to the resignation of President Nixon took place. Watergate, strangely enough, was not a scandal involving water.
Examples include Strippergate (one of several scandals involving politicians and strippers), Nipplegate (the wardrobe malfunction at Super Bowl XXXVIII), and Maidgate (Meg Whitman's illegal immigrant maid).
Bill Gates: "Sup dogg."
Steve Jobs: "Not much playa, just tryin' to keep it gangsta."
Bill Gates: "I think I'm going to put up a new gate at my house."
Steve Jobs: "Oooh scandalous!"
Bill Gates: "No, not really, it's just a gate, like a door in a fence."
Steve Jobs: "What kind of -gate? Are you going to hire illegal immigrants to build it? Are you going to paint 'Google is Microsoft's bitch' on it?"
Bill Gates: "No, no, just a regular old gate. Not a -gate as in a scandal."
Steve Jobs: "I can see it now: Gatesgategate! Just make sure you chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self, sport."
Bill Gates: "Riiight..."
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Short for avatar, i.e. a computer representation of a person. Cannot be used as a short form for the movie "Avatar."
Lloyd: "Dude, stop making your av crouch over my av's corpse like he's taking a dump on it. That move's getting old."
Harry: "Sorry, not happening. Cleveland steamer comin' right up!"
Lloyd: "Hey man, have you seen 'Av' yet?"
Harry: "What the hell is 'Av'? 'Avenue Q'? Avril Lavigne? 'Alien vs. Predator'?"
Lloyd: "No, 'Avatar' obviously."
Harry: "Sorry dude, as an officer of the grammar police I'm going to have to cite you on that illegal abbreviation. You can pay me the $100 fine anytime."
Lloyd: "What? I don't owe you..."
Harry: (pulls out gun) "Break yo self, fool!"
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An exclamation one uses when a major catastrophe occurs. Comes from the sign a woman was holding that was struck by a 2021 Tour de France rider, causing almost the entire peloton to crash in a massive pile-up. Literally means "Go grandpa-grandma".
*gigantic asteroid crashes into the Yucatan Peninsula 65 million years ago*
T-Rex: "Allez opi-omi! That doesn't seem so good."
To wear one's sunglasses at night or in a darker place where they serve no practical purpose and are used only as a fashion accessory. Corey Harting it has been shown in several scientific studies to have a strong positive correlation with level of douchebaggery. Comes from the Corey Hart song "Sunglasses at Night."
Jeff: "Come on man, it really shouldn't take a guy 2 hours to get ready to go out."
Jay: "Just a second, broskarooni, need to find my shades."
Jeff: "What? Why the hell would you wear sunglasses? It's 10pm and totally dark outside."
Jay: "Bro. They're my gettin' laid shades. If I put on the shades, best believe I'm gettin' laid. The ladies love these."
Jeff: "Shades or no shades, you haven't gotten laid in like 5 years, not counting that skank we paid $30 in Tijuana because we felt sorry for you. People already think you're enough of an obnoxious douche when you don't Corey Hart it."
Jay: "Don't be hatin' on my style. I'm gonna have my pick of any girl in the club tonight. Let's see...do I want a threesome with the Swenson sisters...or maybe I'll bang Alejandra, that new Brazilian model in town? So hard to choose! Don't worry bro, I'll make sure you get the DUFF, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Jeff: "Whatever you say, man. We both know the only girl you're going home with is jill, just like every other night. Just make sure you use a tissue instead of my towel this time, assclown."
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A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air
Covidiot: âDude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid ofâ¦wooooooâ¦COVID?â
Guy: âNo, I just donât want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just droppedâ