love curves

The soft concave curve found on both sides of the waist in young females with hourglass shaped figures. Not the opposite of love handles, because that would be abs, which are not soft, as love curves are.

Very useful for holding onto, wrapping arms around, gently stroking or squeezing, or playfully pinching or poking.
As they were walking through the garden, he slipped his arm behind her waist, pulled her close to him, and kissed her deeply while his hands gently stroked her love curves.

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love curve

The soft concave curve found on both sides of the waist in young females with hourglass shaped figures. Not the opposite of love handles, because that would be abs, which are not soft, as love curves are.
Very useful for holding onto, wrapping arms around, gently stroking or squeezing, or playfully pinching or poking.

As they were walking through the garden, he slipped his arm behind her waist, pulled her close to him, and kissed her deeply while his hands gently stroked her love curves.

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chair hips

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

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