portugese taco

When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.

"Hey man! I had a Portugese taco last night!"
"Really? Susie let you?"

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bayou brownie

When you and your lover are standing at least knee-deep (but no deeper than waist-deep) in a body of still, stagnant water (a swamp or bayou is preferable), and one of you makes a buoyant bowel movement in the water, and floats it over to the other as a gift-- the way one would give another a freshly-baked brownie.

"Here, I've made you a fresh bayou brownie! Enjoy!"

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