finger-out

Insert two or more fingers into the crotch area of your (possibly male) girlfriend to confirm her gender. Feel for testicles and/or a penis.

ATTENTION: This is the only 100% accurate way to figure out the gender of your (possibly-male) girlfriend.

Bob: My girlfriend looks like a man.
Dylan: You should finger-out her gender.
Bob: That sounds like some risky business.
Dylan: You can say that again!

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Wisconsin Sandstorm

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.

Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!

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Hot Kity

The act of holding your left testicle with your right hand and holding the breast of a woman from Kansas City with your left hand. At the same time having non-consensual intercourse with two asian girls(or guys).

Bob: Hey Jim, how was the weekend?
Jim: On saturday I met up with my ex from Kansas City.
Bob: What for?
Jim: We have been wanting to try out the Hot Kity!
Bob: Oh I see, where did you order your asians from?
Jim: North Korea was having a 2 for 1 sale.
Bob: Nice.

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Stir The Stew

A man who is able to move his penis in a circular motion while inside a woman's vagina. It is only possible to "stir the stew" if the woman has been with far to many men, which leads to extreme stretching of the vaginal canal.

Bob: I think i'm gonna ask Alissa out.
Henry: She has been with everyone! including Jeron..
Bob: I saw Jeron's dick in the locker room on friday. It looks like a black baby's leg..
Henry: Yeah, you're gonna stir the stew fo sho!

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