gay-ass

an explative uttered by those who get extremely pissed off at a homosexual or at homosexual activities, insulting do to the fact that 'gay-asses' are normally covered in various STDs and HIV + semen.

(Man jumping up and down multiple times screaming "fabulous" with a limp wrist at the newly acquired information that there will be a will and grace marathon on tonight)
ME: "YOU FUCKING GAY-ASS SONOFABITCH I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND SELL IT TO AN ECUADORIAN STREET VENDOR!"

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snyderism

What my gay-ass english teacher says whenever she makes a gay-ass comment about a gay-ass book... she should die.

Me: "Hey, mrs snyder, fuck you!"
Mrs. Snyder: "Huck Finn is a racist novel... Snyderism!"
Me: "I'll slit your fucking throat!"

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