Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

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duce

Term used to describe taking a dump. See also: dump.

"I've go a duce on deck that could choke a donkey" or "I just took a huge duce"

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ranedor

(1)Your lord, your master, and your god.
(2)Leader of the Ranedorean Empire.

All hail Ranedor, our lord and master!

Ranedor is truly a god.

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boob and asses

a zitty titty

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's

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jewbee

A jewish black person

"hey jewbee lets light up a doobie!"

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PKK

Player-Killer-Killer. One who kills those players who kill other players.

That PK just got ganked by a group of PKKs.

That camper PK got roxxored by a fire nova from an uber PKK.

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tna pro wrestling

tna wrestling is the best wrestling fed going these days, they care about the wrestling fans, you can meet wrestlers at house shows and jeff jarret puts his heart and soul in to tna,

tna pro wrestling puts it all on the line , i hope tna is around for 40 yrs

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