mom

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms

moms have the toughest job ever,

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mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

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yankees

best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees Win, Theeeeeee Yankees Win!!!!!

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bogus rock

It's bad music, but it can also mean bad luck.

Did you hear that she made me use a jimmy cap? Bogus rock!

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texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.

Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.

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vaginatarian

vag·in·a·tar·i·an (vag-in-târ-ian)
n.
The practice of subsisting on a diet composed primarily of vagina or any other female body part for that matter. This term has often been used to refer to lesbians, however, men can meet the definition as well.

Jack has been licking his boss all week. If he doesn't start performing in the office he is going to be performing as a vaginatarian for the rest of his career.

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garoger

when you take a dump and it touches the water in nthe toilet before you let it go

i did the biggest garoger just then

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